His orangeness was steamingly aware.

This opening was nothing but a costly photo op.

But when he reached the mike, his fans weren’t there.

He looked around and saw an upper deck of empty seats,

then rambled out a racist monologue.

He blamed the evil media and protests in the streets

It seems he had been punked, the fascist dog.

The millions he expected reserved rally tix online,

but K-Pop ‘stans’ had organized this ruse.

So, for an hour all he did was crazy rant and whine,

thinking of the staffers he’ll abuse.

He praised confederates and said protesters broke the law.

He said he’d jail all burners of the flag.

When it was over, it was clear this rally was a flaw.

There’s not much left now in his hateful bag.