Watch out, here comes the Statue Force,
new product of his peeve,
where broken rebels stay the course
so we can proudly grieve.
A garden of the fallen,
traitors, baiters and the like,
will have protesters bawlin’.
It’s a massive dummy strike.
Along with southern founders,
and great heroes of the war,
will be scoundrels, scum and bounders
who knew what this country’s for.
It’s a get-back revolution,
fighting leftist angry mobs,
who’d take away our statues,
wives, sons, mothers and our jobs.
The Statue Force will fight, of course,
for our right to bear arms.
And many do ride horses.
It’s just one of their vast charms.
Our monuments will save us
from this “cancel culture” wave.
Their memory will engrave us
with the silence of the brave.