Grump says he’s banning TikTok.
They pranked him back in Tulsa.
It always starts in China.
They’re giving him an ulcer.
He won’t eat Chinese food.
It’s full of MSG.
They don’t have a great colonel,
like our own KFC.
He may ban Chinese checkers.
They’re marbles, is his claim.
Played on the star of David,
it’s quite an evil game.
And no more China tea cups.
We’re sticking with our mugs.
As with everything they make,
they surely contain bugs.
Seems ever since they sent us flu
and unmasked their aggression,
he’s hinted at cold war renewed
and now it’s an obsession.
China, China, China,
you’ll hear him on repeat.
Behind him are the drums of war.
And TikTok keeps the beat.