Stamp out the old post office.
Bring back the pony express.
Kidnap the corner mailbox.
He’ll stop this mail-in mess.
Stand in line and vote in person.
Otherwise it’s ripe for fraud.
Absentee ballots outside Florida
are an attempt to hurt god.
His puppet postmaster general,
big donor Louis DeJoy,
has other irons in the fire:
he’s not a mail type of boy.
He’s getting rid of mail sorters.
He’s shut down all overtime.
A massive campaign to scale down the vote
must be construed as high crime.