We’re losing Kellyanne
because her teens are acting out.
Their father hates their mother’s boss
is what it’s all about.
With parents both sides of the fence,
home life had gotten strange.
Mommy works for evil.
Dad can’t make her change.
Now they’re taking time off,
both sides, for the kids,
maybe save the household whole
from going off the skids.
Some will miss her lying face
and straw-like yellow hair.
Some will miss his commentary.
Nothing did he spare.
She has done her damage,
joined the pantheon of hate.
He’s helped make some anti ads
which, frankly, have been great.
Now they’re stuck with their genetics,
hateful genes times four.
And we’ll all be better off
with seeing them no more.