The first thought is that this could be a set-up.
He’ll quarantine a few days, then he’ll get up,
say, “I beat China flu, so you can do it, too.
It only kills the weak.” And he won’t let up.
“Two hundred thousand didn’t have to die.
They could all beat it if they’d only try.
Melania and me just drank some Clorox tea,
and now we feel as good as apple pie.”
He’ll say the whole pandemic is a hoax.
And make a lot of Democratic jokes.
He’ll say that Chuckles Schumer
started the deadly rumor,
and that is what has killed all these poor folks.
A plague of liberal misinformation
is what has caused the death toll in our nation.
If Dems had listened to him about bleach,
we’d all be out now sunning on the beach.
“So, toss your masks away and breathe the air.
It may kill sickly oldsters; we don’t care.
Open up the schools; our kids now look like fools.
If I can beat it, so can you. I swear.”