Our new flag celebrates the thin blue line.
The old red, white and blue has seen its time.
Enough of unity and peace.
It’s time we celebrate the police,
and get tough on the leftists and their crime.
And now it’s best that we replace the eagle.
It represented truth and all that’s legal.
But that’s not our new culture.
Much better is the vulture.
Makes for faster cleanup, though not regal.
And, lastly, our old anthem has to go.
For many years, it put on a good show.
But it’s not of its day.
Unlike “YMCA.”
Which, at least, has words which you might know.