Trump will dress as Mussolini.
It’s his favorite look.
He could throw the world a loop
by dressing as a book.
The only book he owns, however,
is “Art Of The Deal.”
And that one wasn’t really ‘great.’
He skimmed the book piecemeal.
He pondered dressing as Sean Connery
looked in Robin Hood,
but realized the Sherwood tights
on him won’t not look good.
And so it is Benito
that’s his costume for the night.
Lumped out there on the balcony,
he knows he’ll look just right.
He’ll fill his bag with candy
from his working staff and aides.
Then to the oval office,
where he’ll check for razor blades.