There’ll be dogs back in the White House pretty soon.
They’ll replace the current resident baboon.
The return of shed pet hair will be easier to bear
than the current crypto locks of golden doom.
There’ll be barking, but within the canine way.
There’ll be no one left inside the House to spay.
And, in the coming setting, there will be lots of petting.
No longer will the place smell like hair spray.