When insurrection doesn’t work,
try secession, it’s knee-jerk.
If your land won’t serve you well,
tell those blues to go to hell.
Red states can live on their own.
Bureaucrats, leave us alone.
We are not a tiny fringe.
Our numbers will make you cringe.
Texas filed its legislation.
Say goodbye to your old nation.
It’s not really civil war,
just the child of Bush v. Gore.
We’ve got guns and we’ve got trucks.
We’ve got guys who give no fucks.
Libs can have the northern cold.
We’ll have Acapulco gold.
Cruz and Schiff are going to be
this new battle’s Grant and Lee.
Rebel flags again will wave
in the south, home of the brave.
Ultimate division waits.
In our disunited states.