And those without an arsenal aren’t cool.

Man can’t even get a decent massage any more.

And those guns that they carry ain’t old school.

Got bombs and vests and sprays for pests

and long gun rapid fire.

We’re turning back to the Olde West,

where more souls will expire.

There’s good and bad on both sides,

and they’re all allowed to carry.

Unfortunately, it’s the good ones

we most often bury.