Awoke one morn to find that Donald Trump was sent to jail.
Surprisingly, he put up Kim Kardashian for bail.
But that was not enough. They wanted his two sons.
“If you seek Don and Eric, you’d best watch out, they have guns.”
Oh yes, we’ve seen a list of all the animals they’ve killed;
and please know that, because of that, you’re going to get billed.
Perhaps your loyal Kushners could loan you the cash you need.
You were the popper, after all, of her bright demon seed.
Each loyal ‘friend’ tried to defend their old boss Forty Five.
But, secretly, their wish was that he not be still alive.
They say he’ll live alone in Alcatraz, where he can brood.
Occasionally, some tourists might stop by and throw him food.
Of course, he won’t be satisfied. He needs food in a bucket.
The only reason for their visit’s so they can yell, “Suck It!”
