Bent conundrums plague those who abhor all broken lines.

Some think that the smallest curves deserve the biggest fines.

Run it off the page and you could spend your life in jail.

Straightness is the rage. A bucket list is just a pail.

Don’t hang around with free forms, as their danger is inherent.

And one who talks about norms is a criminal apparent.

Put all your faith in both boxes and walls, anything with angles.

Let corners and lids play with your kids. Adopt a few rectangles.

One just needs to know that the flight of the crow

is the straight man’s new best friend.

Organize things, and cut off all wings.

Containment’s the ultimate end.