I’m spending all my coin on protein drinks.

If you haven’t got your energy, for sure this hard life stinks.

You gotta get up early and then make your scheduled rounds.

Feed the cat, walk the dog, toss the coffee grounds.

Nine gram shots of protein taken three, four times a day

should give you all the energy you need to work and play.

But should you feel it start to wane before your day is full,

a supplement should help you: just drink one can of Red Bull.

At night, you won’t need alcohol to float you off to sleep.

A day of action acts like traction, pulls you under, deep.

And in the morning, there’ll await there for you when you wake

the guiding light of your new life, that eight ounce protein shake.