Musk and Bezos broke the bread.
Most everyone else was dead.
Shatner, now a-hundred-ten,
had to be revived again.
Turkey served in Pez dispensers
set off the food warning sensors.
Stuffing made of vegan dirt
spilled all over Bill Gates’ shirt.
Two guys ate more than all others.
Naturally, it was Koch brothers.
Rupert Murdoch’s life support
was the day’s one hint at sport.
Zuckerberg, perhaps the worst,
ate food from his metaverse.
Warren Buffett had a ball
locking Waltons in the hall.
Michael Bloomberg showed up late,
on the mini-rocket freight.
It’s a shame that billionaires
cast aside their worldly cares
for the luxury of space,
distant from the human race.
