Put me on a government list.
Gotta get me some of this.
I got problems medical.
Need some prophethetical
Gotta smoke to get me well.
Government can go to hell.

Give my name to Uncle Sam.
Give me meds and let me jam.
Get me to the clinic, stat.
Doctor Feelgood, feelin’ phat.

Give me my own dose of weed.
I’ve been patient, but I need
Smoke, not syrup, for my cough.
Fill my script and get me off.

I be lovin’ medicare,
Feelin’ better everywhere.
Aches and pains just disappear.
Uncle Sam, got yours right here.
Light this blunt up with the flag.
I still got me half a bag.