Who robbed the teddy of its sleep
by whispering of lions?
Who killed the poor electric charge
by stealing all its ions?
Who built a bridge across the fridge
and covered it with cream?
Who copped a night time attitude
they passed off as a dream?
Who named his cur Poor Goodnight Sir
and numbered all the lambies?
Why it’s the lad who’s only bad
when dressed in stolen jammies.