Tape your windows.
Wear your camouflage.
It’s a shooter’s holiday.
Hide your loved ones in the garage.
There’s a death arcade
and many real wild rides.
There’ll be bullets lodged
in some unlucky hides.
There are craft displays,
model grassy knolls.
There’ll be guns for sale,
Colts and Carcanos.
It’s the best day of the year
for folks to flee,
the dawning of the sniper jamboree.