Afterlife Duets

McQueens are walking, hand-in-hand, Steve and Butterfly.
Funny how celebrities pair up after they die.
There’s the Powells, handsome couple, Dick and Adam Clayton.
And the Taylors, Liz and Robert: didn’t know they’re datin’.
Lovely Leigh gals, Viv and Janet, always taking showers.
Lyndon Johnson loves to walk with Van amongst the flowers.
No surprise in Art and Henry Miller hanging out.
Same goes for the Harrisons, old Rex and George, no doubt.
Then there’s seeming mismatched fellows, Tom and Ollie Hardy.
And the Carsons, John and Rachel, though both like to party.
Spending quiet time is fun for Karl and Harpo Marx.
General Robert E. and Pinky Lee can cause some sparks.
Marilyn and James Monroe are quite the regal pair.
Rosa’s always teasing poor Bert Parks about his hair.
Bea and Chester Arthur like to watch reruns of "Maude."
While Pernell and Oral Roberts argue about God.
The Bailey Couple, Jim and Pearl, agree to share her dresses.
Michael and Mahalia Jackson seldom share caresses.
Some psychic bond has drawn together Jeane and Willie Dixon.
But Dean and Mary Martin’s friendship needs a little fixin’.
It’s a good bet gossip columns in the after life
would be most surprised that Ginger’s now Fred Rogers’ wife.

Posted by

I'm a writer living in Massachusetts.