Meat Madness is a yearly
competition in our land.
Beef, fowl, pork and even lamb
vie for the taste most grand.
Some recall the famous upset
turkey victory.
But it’s hard to overcome
the great steak dynasty.
Then there was the year that veal
made its surprising run,
only to go down to bacon
at the final gun.
So, folks, fill out your brackets;
see if you can pick a winner.
All the world will watch
our famous championship dinner.