She used the office fax machine
to reproduce her parts.
Her arm was just magnificent.
Her leg was off the charts.
She sent a xerox of her foot
to some guy with a fetish.
He telephoned quite quickly
but she acted all coquettish.
She sent an image of her hand
to guys who might buy rings.
She got back several fingers
and assorted other things.
At last she sent, as was her bent,
a copy of her face.
The one reply that made her cry
said she should model mace.