Please don’t pull the plug on your sick llamas,
or blame their poor health on the Obamas.
Dress them up in their finest pajamas
and then send them off to the Bahamas.
Animals do quite enjoy vacations,
especially those in other nations.
They gain some awareness of their stations
and vastly improve imaginations.
They’ll return in somewhat better health,
having spent up your entire wealth.
But you must approach them with some stealth.
‘Cause they likely brought you back seashellth.