The ghost of mediocrity
is out bowling for dollars.
Ten pins, he wins, the counter spins,
he flies around and hollers.
The game is just a sidelight.
He should really be asleep.
But smashing wood
sometimes feels good,
more fun than counting sheep.
Tomorrow he’ll resume his rounds,
shepherding toward the mean.
But right now there’s a six-ten split,
and he’s a spare machine.