Black Friday is the big day of the capitalist year,
where shoppers get to fight and save while wearing riot gear.
The scuffles people go through just to save a dollar bill
make the gruesome scenes in "Fight Club" look a little chill.
Their purchases come home in boxes somewhat crushed and bloody.
Hey, it looks as if you might have lost some teeth there, buddy.
By Saturday and Sunday things have calmed down at the mall.
Your car’s parked so far away it’s a long distance call.
They call it Cyber Monday, but then Tuesday’s just the same.
It’s all the big green cherry of the advertising game.