Red Tin Noodles

Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago. He wants to turn the D.C. streets to ’68 Chicago. He doesn’t have a cruel J.Edgar Hoover by his side. He lost that when Bill … Read more

They’re finding missing ballots everywhere. Reports say one was pulled out of his hair. Ballot bags in rivers and burned in hollow trees. Thousands more in nursing homes, many marked by sneeze. Ballots filling farm … Read more