They’re finding missing ballots everywhere.
Reports say one was pulled out of his hair.
Ballot bags in rivers and burned in hollow trees.
Thousands more in nursing homes, many marked by sneeze.
Ballots filling farm silos and soaked in swimming pools.
Did they think he’d overlook this treason? Are they fools?
Ballots stuffed between each slat in his defensive fence.
Rumor has it some were found in drawers of Mrs. Pence.
Ballots in a dumpster behind favored KFC.
Only found because he went outside to take a pee.
Of course each ballot saved amazingly contained his name.
No doubt, if they’re authentic, they will surely change the game.
All he needs to do is have these found votes validated.
But, seems he’s hidden them so well, they cannot be located.