Surf City’s decimated by a big oil spill.
Bill Shatner’s going off to space.
He’s got some time to kill.
It looks like Mister Bezos this time
plays the role of Spock.
Perhaps they can transport the oil
up to some big space rock.
Pandora papers document
world leaders hiding wealth.
We’re yet to see if “Squid Game”
can be harmful to your health.
Yankees and the Red Sox
live to play another day.
Meanwhile, Tommy Kirk,
Old Yeller’s master, passed away.
