The light side’s on the left.

The right side’s in the dark.

The Gates of Hell are in Las Vegas,

tourist destination.

And any city street stands

as a Mecca of Fixation.

In Old Folks Land, they stand in line

whole lives to reach their ends.

And young folks bred to live with toys

will always be best friends.

There’s Money Pits and Drunk Tanks

and an Army of Despair.

There’s places where the Poorest live

in comic disrepair.

Whirlpools of debt and Shafts of Graft

to rival Magic Mountain.

And in the Sheltered Islands,

it’s said there’s a golden fountain.