Red Tin Noodles

Musk and Bezos broke the bread. Most everyone else was dead. Shatner, now a-hundred-ten, had to be revived again. Turkey served in Pez dispensers set off the food warning sensors. Stuffing made of vegan dirt … Read more

Thank you, God, for making our predecessors so easy to eliminate. We invited them to lunch, and traded them our beads for their great land. We relocated, restricted and tortured them. We gave them smallpox-infected … Read more