Hey, let’s start the next decade
with a little instant war,
bomb a general’s motorcade,
then ask why Iran’s so sore.
Wag the dog and make excuses.
Blame the general’s reputation.
Watch the horror it unlooses,
retribution for our nation.
Deployed forces now in danger,
bomber squadrons flying east,
presidential power ranger
perhaps has unleashed the beast.
Any war will be distraction
from his public trial, of course,
super heroes called to action,
maybe even great space force.
Who’ll remember this impeachment
in the midst of World War Three?
That will be his last achievement,
erasing all history.
