Another touts that I’ll have doubts if I don’t join in AARP.

One says I’ll have a great surprise if I will only exercise.

Another has glass lenses that are daily crying for my eyes.

There’s many tell me how to vote and even how to pray.

And several hock the coffins that I’ll need on judgement day.

Makeup, break up, tips on cooking,

all things for which I’m not looking,

influences my take on each spammer.

All day I sing, “If I Had a Hammer.”