It was getting old and rather frayed.

Threw out lots of useless junk in Constitution drawers.

Made sure rules that help the elite stayed.

All that rusted bull crap about lying under oath,

sent it off with 1-800-JUNK.

Bribery and cheating in elections, o.k. both.

President is not some kind of monk.

Opened up a closet where the drapes of wrath are stored.

Soon will hang them all around the house.

Made some sweet donations to those senators adored.

Not one cent to one Dem dirty louse.

Plan now to repaper all our lovely border walls

with a motif that says “Go Away!”

Making fun of Chuck and Nancy in the White House halls

will add fun and spirit to each day.

In the new D.C. feng shui, health care will be adjusted.

The sick and poor can join up as a team.

Maybe then first aid can be delivered to the busted.

But, of course, that’s just a loser’s dream.

The Statue of Liberty will move to Mar a Lago,

and be used to fight off hurricanes.

Largest prison ever will encompass all Chicago,

to house outlaws with left-leaning brains.

And to those who speculate Putin will take Alaska,

that is all fake news. It isn’t real.

If he gets it, it will be a gift to the great master.

Might throw in Hawaii on the deal.