Why so proudly we hail all his sly lies and scheming.

Whose broad snipes and bright slurs through the impeachment fight,

O’er his huge wall we watched as his twitter was streaming.

And the rocket’s red glare killed a general somewhere,

Gave proof to the right that he really don’t care.

Oh say does his long red tie ceaselessly wave

o’er a land of the free in a circumstance grave?