Racketeers and junk bond dealers now can make their getaway.

All Trump’s friends convicted of fraud, bribery, corruption,

get out of jail free now, sorry for the interruption.

Michael Milken, Bernard Kerik and Eddie DeBartolo,

free to go back to their gang or resume bilking solo.

Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Obama’s seat.

Next time he commits a crime will be much more discrete.

Lifestyle mogul Martha Stewart might be next one pardoned.

She hopes it happens soon before his arteries have hardened.