He thinks he can buy elections, Bernie says, “‘Fraid not.”

Klobuchar and Buttigieg shall battle for the middle.

Biden, looking sleepy, will play “Hey Joe” on the fiddle.

Liz will be the liberal schoolmarm, but she’s looking thin.

All six who are in the mix assure us they can win.

Bernie’s stock is on the rise, he’s built a current lead,

his healthcare and school paid for all by one percenters’ greed.

Biden simply wants to keep his foot out of his mouth,

beat the odds in Vegas and perhaps he’ll win down south.

Mayor Pete thinks on his feet, but he’s just so damned white.

Klobuchar proved she can spar. She’ll duke it out tonight.

Warren’s just not scorin’ lately, in a spat with Sanders.

Bloomberg’s only hope might be toss money to bystanders.

So, place your bets, smoke cigarettes, put everything on red.

The winner in Las Vegas might just head down south ahead.