Roger Stone just got his sentence. Forty months for lying.
He’ll be out before too long, though, for not testifying.
He’s the Joker deep inside the president’s dark cave.
Barr’s the Riddler, Rudy is the Penguin and head knave.
Ivanka is Catwoman and her husband’s Mister Freeze.
The two sons are the Trigger Twins, kill anything they please.
If Bernie could be Batman, and Liz or Pete his Robin,
perhaps they could clear out that cave, and overthrow King Gobbin.
If not, our Gotham as we know it could well cease to be.
Left with just a spotlight searching for democracy.
