The bear just ate the market as part one of a forthcoming compensation.

The virus is like Bernie Sanders, taking down the richest of the rich.

Oh my god, look at this week’s Dow Jones and tell me we’re not in a ditch.

They’ve tossed their sense and sane aside to coast on this swamp’s waterslide.

And now when the tsunami hits, they’re playing with their nasty bits.

The king of vague insults the plague and all the foreign elements who sowed it.

Two weeks ago, it was a hoax and weaker than the flu. He said he knowed it.

And now, caught with his pants down, he is spinning webs of dross in monotone.

He’s empty and he’s evil and he’s now out on dark death’s limb all alone.