I thought I had a quid pro quo when hiring new dudes.

Neil Gorsuch stabbed me in the back because I don’t like gays.

Now Roberts with this DACA hack. It’s been a tough few days.

I thought I had this court wrapped up, no ifs, no ands or buts.

In my next term, I’ll have to find some really right wing nuts.

I still think Jeanine Pirro would bring to the court some class.

She has a voice that leaves no choice but thinking ’bout her ass.

I’d like to find a hanging judge to replace ‘mind-shot’ Ruth,

a smart guy who will listen to me, fuck-all with the truth.

I’d like to find another Kavanaugh, that much is clear,

but one without so many rapes and maybe drinks less beer.

In four more years I’d build a court that contours to my dreams.

They’d be all men. They’d be all friends. They’d be my white Supremes.