They say that Jeffrey Epstein was smothered by My Pillow.
His ashes will be spread on Pedo Isle.
That’s if they find his body, last seen in Amarillo,
and probably headed southward for a while.
They say a lot of famous folks spent time at Jeff’s resort.
Word has it that shuffleboard was not the favorite sport.
Perhaps a My Pillow propped on every cabin bed
could be used to suppress screams when placed over a head.
These were small heads, must remember, outsized by My Pillow.
Go to sleep, my little beauty. Rest, my weeping willow.