The second night, without big stars,
did not go off as planned.
Bill Clinton’d been to several bars
and got quite out of hand.
He drooled on AOC’s blue dress
when they were introduced.
Come speech time, he was more a mess,
and then his brain unloosed.
“O, Chillary,” he sang, with twang,
“We must admit our sins.”
Was quickly walked off by a gang,
toward one of many bins.
John Kerry did an Irish dance
and AOC spitfired.
But all proceedings went askance
When Willie went unwired.