Just when you thought insanity
could not go up a notch,
he criticized Michelle for shorting
death count on his watch.
“It’s tape delay, so I must say
I’ve killed so many more.
In this past week, I reached my peak.
It’s a tremendous score.
Quite soon two-hundred thousand
could be within my reach.
I’ll write a new Book of the Dead
for reading on the beach.
By the way, Mar-a-Lago
must be proclaimed a shrine.
And Romulus and Remus,
these two great Sons of mine,
have been named as apostles
to the best God, Money.
Ivanka’s been promoted
from Daughter up to Honey.
And Barron, I am sad to say,
has been put in a cage.
He needs to speak American
before he comes of age.
All I can say is watch me next week,
during My convention.
I’ll even have My Pillow man.
Now, what a great invention.
The crowd will be all virtual,
so there won’t be no shootin’.
And, just a hint, a secret guest.
His last name rhymes with Gluten.”