Big Ten bullied back into action. Athletes never die.
They just get stiff. Like those hundred thousand birds
just dropping dead in New Mexico. Wind mills?
Likely dream catchers. Melania replacement statue
in her hometown still more life-like than the original.
Kim K West freezing social media accounts in protest,
while Kanye is doxxing Forbes editor in a bipolar snit.
Sally is roaring up the alley, just another deadly flood.
ICE is building a uterus wall on the border of insanity.
The king bitch slaps science while his HHS spokesman
tells gun owners ammunition will soon be like toilet paper,
then takes a mental health leave of absence. What swamp?