Charlie Pride has died
of Covid complications,
first black superstar to play
on country music stations.
Sara Palin took to Georgia,
urging “crush the vote,”
wearing buckskin, in, we hope,
her final fool’s footnote.
L’il Wayne pled guilty
to a federal firearms charge.
Having a gold sidearm
is just part of livin’ large.
Baby Yoda, hottest toy
of this holiday season.
Let him talk Elf off the Shelf,
restore some Jedi reason.
Lastly, BTS named
entertainer of the year.
But do not fret, their Time will pass.
There is nothing to fear.