Billy, Barr the door.
He’ll be A.G no more.
Word is that on Christmas eve,
this sly sycophant will leave.
It is said he lost Don’s favor
when the big hoax didn’t savor.
The fraud that Bill couldn’t find
made poor Donnie lose his mind.
As it was all just pretend,
Billy couldn’t hold his end.
Two hard years of kissing ass,
now he’s expelled from the class.
There’ll now be no nth degree
in advanced high trickery.
Figured he’d best hit the trail
before there came talk of jail.
His next job might be construction,
based on his skills at obstruction.
He’d excel, it’s no surprise,
as CEO of telling lies.
Some say he’ll keep out of trouble
hanging out with Barney Rubble.
But a man with his mean skill
hankers, oft, for one more kill.