He’s wired the White House to explode.
Just push a button once he’s on the road.
He’s broken every law, in hock up to his jaw.
He might as well go all-in crazy mode.
There’ve been some other madmen in his place.
But others had, at least, a saving grace.
Nixon knew to quit. Ronnie lost his shit.
They’ll have to bring this mother down with mace.
His name will be synonymous
with all things dark and ominous.
His overwhelming downfall will be greed.
The legend of his crimes
will bleed to nursery rhymes.
He’ll be known as America’s bad seed.