Biden won because he cheated.
That is what the loser bleated.
Hugo Chavez changed the vote.
(All while he was dead, we note.)
Insurrection in D.C.
hoped to steal a victory,
“Hang Mike Pence,” their battle cry.
He dodged the rope and didn’t die.
As the mob fought with the police,
forty-five would not call cease.
His evil brain began to store
plans for a steal in twenty-four.
His henchmen all fell into place,
and voting rights they will deface.
We may have seen our last election,
democracy’s last protection.
The orange team will grab the throne.
And all we’ll do is bitch and moan.
