He’s been stewing many hours
on Barack’s brutal takedown.
So, tonight, he’s got two hours
to run a Bad Joe shakedown.
He’ll have explicit videos
of Hunter with crack whores.
A masterpiece of cut and paste.
Is that Diana Dors?
He’ll run with Rudy’s flaccid tips,
so recently exposed,
as intel fed through Russian lips.
He didn’t sleep. He dozed.
As time creeps by, we’ll sit and die,
waiting for his eruption.
By hour two, it’s clear
this is a trial on his corruption.
Expect the sweats, strange alphabets,
and syntax taxed unfairly,
a lot of pointing, deft disjointing.
Insane rating: Barely.