T’s ‘R’ US

They should make a toy line,
Heads of State, that features
orange eggheads sporting
yellow troll tufts and a range
of offending mannerisms.
Bubble T (w20/mule team).
Smoking T (from a gun).
Sneezy T (aerosol or spray).
Lying T (very diluted lye).
Dancing T (VillageMaggots enc).
Electric T (with chair or prod).
Dictator T (adheres to skin).
Very Stable T (wait and see).

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