Kneel Young – Catechism Instruction booklet for pre-schoolers
Franklin Mint . – after dinner treat from the Queen of Soul
Conway Twitter – Hashtag Kellyanne
Meat the Beetles – Japanese insect cookbook
Chelsea Mourning – post-election state of H’s daughter
Fife and Drum – concept album by Don Knotts and Buddy Rich
Princess Dye – hair coloring product from Disney
Al Franken Sense – 2020 campaign slogan
Taco Bell de Jour – Mexican remake of Catherine Deneuve movie
Earnest Borg Nine – sequel to "Wall-E"
Stand and Deliver – necessary birthing technique under Trump Care
Gym Morrison – health club for roues
Wrecks Read – someone who tells you a book’s ending
Thyme Is On My Side – what Rosemary said
Bum Steer – a bad driver
Pall Anchor – male version of Debby Downer
Bucking Bronco – one who coughs without covering their mouth
Tailor Swift – one-hour clothing repair chain
Elizabethan Warren – where rabbits lived in the sixteenth century
Cruise Control – Scientology
Gnome Chompsky – a little guy who eats with his mouth open
Bawl and Chain – S&M parlor
Creedence Clearwater – NO DAPL !!!!
Merlot Haggard – morning state after wine drunk
Dolly Partin’ – when a girl gives up her childhood toys
Miles Standish – SRO zone at any large stadium
Rubber Sole – Mickey D’s filet o’fish
Dawn Rickles – the marks around your eyes in very early morning
Perry Combover – any old guy in a button-up sweater
Kelly Ripa – the south Boston guy who tore your green shirt
Med flight – hip way to say going to rehab
Drag strip – United Airlines aisle
Tom Waits – male cat behavior during mating season
Nein Inch Nails – a fingernail biter
Johnny B Good – second best rating on Fodor’s Urinal Guide
Berry Manilow – new Ben & Jerry’s flavor
Jiff Sessions – sneaking peanut butter in middle of night
The Four Tops – conservative section of Supreme Court
Deer Prudence – being careful around wildlife
Flying monkey – addiction to air travel
Blue Oyster Cult – anyone who’s ever had food poisoning
Connie Francis – talking mule’s low-profile wife
Lena Horne – cool name for alto sax
Take Five – NBA draft theme song
Joe Tory – British coffee
Big Poppy – heroin
Kool Hand Luke – menthol cigarette smoker
Sean Spicer – how to liven up the taste of your seans
Cat in the Hat – bald-headed jazz musician
Grace Jones – when you’re really itchin’ for religion
Pied piper – plumber with acne
Tammy Wynette – what you have to use when you can’t find your Tammy Wherenette.