Red Tin Noodles

Where has Doctor Fauci gone? This week he was off the lawn. Without him we have no voice, inject bleach our only choice ? Maybe he’s in forced lockdown, caged and tied up by the … Read more

Go ahead and bet your stimulus check. A grand just will not do it, so go crazy, what the heck. However, there’s no horses racing. Blame the social distance spacing. Baseball, even football, might be … Read more

I need to check my stimuli. Nothing I’ve seen caught my eye, His daily brief will get me seething, elevate my measured breathing. How he rolls their questions under, facts and logic hacks asunder. Cup … Read more

I’m not a worrier, but he gets slurrier each and every time he speaks. I have suspicion a tiny furrier lives inside the hollow ‘tween his septum and his cheeks. The way he stands has … Read more

Who elected Jared Kushner prince ? It’s enough to make a fellow wince. Who is he to spurt his t.v. garbage with a pout? Tell us that he knows what COVID-19’s all about. Ventilators are for … Read more

Barr is seeking power now to throw us all in jail. No trial, no charge, no length of stay and forget about bail. He’ll play the card when times are hard we must get tough … Read more

Just when you thought this pandemic was too much to hack, the latest news to hackle blues is “Bill O’Reilly’s Back !” On the internet, he’s pimping some stock guru’s scam. Grab the wealth and … Read more

In what’s now become the wild wild west, there’s a bedtime story kids love best, about a family that ruled the land in what came to be a four year stand. The ruler’s name was … Read more

There is now a graphic novel of Mueller’s report, for those who are fond of cartoons and of books real short. See the funny Russian agents in Trump’s oval room. He tells them a bunch … Read more

We celebrated Boxing Day in a fairly normal way. Put on gloves, got in the ring, danced a bit, began to swing. After landing several jabs, we both took a couple tabs. Next thing you … Read more

One if by land and two if by sea, Paul Revere said, and, if by air, three. Ethan Allen helped to shut the airports down. His Green Mountain boys covered the copters on the ground. … Read more

Fifty years of marriage is like sixty years in jail. There’s some time off for good behavior and love is the bail. There were times came close to crimes and some I don’t remember. But … Read more